Kent Brockman's "Who is Gay?" List

* Matt Groening Executive Producer

* Ken Tsumura Animation Co-Producer for Gracie Films

* George Meyer Co-Executive Producer

* Joel Kuwahara Assistant to the Producers

* Bill Oakley Supervising Producer

* Elizabeth Jacobs Assistant to Mr. Mirkin

* Josh Weinstein Supervising Producer

* Jane O'Brien Assistant to the Producers

* Annette Andersen Assistant to Mr. Groening

* Jennifer Crittenden Staff Writer

* Mike Scully Producer

* Dominique Braud-Stiger Post Production Assistant

* Greg Daniels Producer

* Joseph Boucher Producer

* Al Jean Consulting Producer

* Ping Warner Post Production Assistant

* Mike Reiss Consulting Producer

* Craig Feeney Assistant to the Producers

* Richard Raynis Producer

* Don Gilbert Assistant to the Producers

* David Mirken Executive Producer

* Jacqueline Atkins Assistant to the Producers

* Chris Ledesma Music Editor

* Mark McJimsey Dialogue Sound Editor

* Alf Clausen Music

* Allison Elliott Post-Production Supervisor

* David Silverman Producer

* David Cohen Story Editor

* N. Vyolet Diaz

Rock Bottom's List of Corrections

* "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor

* Styrofoam is not made from kittens

* The U.F.O. was a paper plate

* The nerds on the internet are not geeks

* The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself

* The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod

* Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam

* If you are reading this you have no life

* Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse

* The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner

* Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything

* Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes

* Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes

* Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds

* The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang

* Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away

* Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin

Power Ranger

* Cats do not eventually turn into dogs

* Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys

* Recycling does not deplete the ozone

* Everything is 10% fruit juice

* The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream

* Janet Reno is evil

* V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline

* Ted Koppel is a robot

* Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars

* Fleiss does floss

* Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures

* Bart is bad to the bone

* Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him

* The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions

* The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home

* Everyone on TV is better than you

* The people who are writing this have no life

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